Pretty Celebs

Hey, Braxton Olita — we saw your girlfriend today. She’s featured in Crack Whore Magazine (the online edition)! What what!!! **fist pump** We’re just kidding. Not really. Have you seen the girl who used to be Ashlee Simpson lately? What the hell has happend to her?

Sure, she never had a shred of talent, but she [...]

What does Paris Hilton’s bed look like? Only a few thousand men have ever been lucky enough to find out… but any remaining mystery is about to be put to rest. In case you haven’t had the honor (or the lights were off when you were doing her) you can see — and own the [...]