Ashlee Simpson, Malnourished Crack Addict
Aug
31
Hey, Braxton Olita — we saw your girlfriend today. She’s featured in Crack Whore Magazine (the online edition)! What what!!! **fist pump** We’re just kidding. Not really. Have you seen the girl who used to be Ashlee Simpson lately? What the hell has happend to her?
Sure, she never had a shred of talent, but she [...]