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The Year of the Britney

admin — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:57:41 +0000

Without further ado, here’s 2006: A Britney Spears Odyssey…

ROW 1: A pregnant Britney caught considerable flak for driving with her first-born, Sean Preston Federline, on her lap. Later, she would have dropped the poor little tyke on the street, were it not for the efforts of a stranger. Amazing.

ROW 2: Brit guest starred on Will & Grace (left), and on the Today Show with Matt Lauer. Although the latter was actually an interview with the star, and as you can see, it didn’t go all that well as Spears was in full train wreck mode.

ROW 3: Some strange, semi-hot nude Britney Spears pictures in Harper’s Bazaar marked the first time in 2006 that we’d seen the pop star naked… but the last time in which she was pregnant. Over the summer, we saw Britney looking like a truck driver hopped up on crystal meth. Good times.

ROW 4: Fresh off filing for divorce from Kevin Federline, Britney showed off a newly-hot body and fun-loving attitude. She then proceded to link up with some unsavory characters, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. The girl does not have the best taste in friends… or men, for that matter.

ROW 5: During a bizarre night on the town with Paris, Britney Spears’ breasts stole the show… until they were upstaged by the unthinkable: A full-on, shaved, Britney Spears crotch shot. Seriously, who goes clubbing with no pants?

ROW 6: Showing off even more of her wild side, Britney made an appearance at a California strip club. And got up on stage. And did a little number. She was asked to get off the stage and leave by management. Finally, she hooked up with J.R. Rotem, a quote-unquote music producer and certified grease ball.

What a year. Here’s to you, Britney, in hopes that ‘07 is half as fun.

Nude, Pregnant Britney Spears Pics

admin — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:15:49 +0000

The amazing Britney Spears has apparently been photographed.

Nude.

But it’s a bit of a letdown, since the pregnant pop princess is carrying the latest of Kevin Federline’s many babies.

The August edition of Harpers Bazaar magazine contains a revealing photo spread of Brit that conjures up images of the controversial Vanity Fair cover featuring Demi Moore, back in the day when Demi Moore was actually popular.

In the magazine, Britney the brunette is shown close-up and sprawled out on her back — with bump in plain sight. It is sort of cool, in that it’s all very natural. Raw. But at the same time it’s slightly disturbing. We aren’t gonna lie.

We’ve read reports today that some pictures have since been removed from the edition of the magazine at the request of Britney, however that has neither been confirmed or denied.

Britney confessed to being a little shocked on discovering she was pregnant again, but said it helped that her deadbeat husband was there for support.

“I was shocked because it was so soon and I was a little scared at first. Yes, I was very surprised. [Kevin] was a little shocked too. But his shock turned to excitement and he said, ‘Let’s just go for it.’”

Spears also admitted her disgust at the tabloid media for accusing her of being a bad mother.

“You would think that the editors of all these magazines have children and that they wouldn’t go there. It’s really distasteful… You look at it and think it’s absurd but the public don’t know what really goes on and you feel weird because you have to defend yourself to these ignorant people.”

So we’re the ignorant ones now. Riiiiight. In any case, the full set of extremely large and moderately arousing pics can be found here. Enjoy.