But we do have a couple of anonymous sources willing to talk about the relationship!

One pal (maybe it was Scarlet Johannson, they hang out a lot) said:

“Keira’s a really loving girlfriend but she’s so insanely busy with work … She’s done everything in her power to make Rupert feel important but he still complains that he doesn’t get enough attention, and it’s causing real friction.”

Does that mean this couple will go the way of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston?

Or is there still hope the pair will turn out like Prince William and Kate Middleton?

Another sources said Rupert has told pals he feels like the “fifth element,” saying Keira puts family, friends, work and “everything else” before him.

The Hollywood Gossip says: suck it up, dude. You get to often make out with this beautiful star; we’re left with nothing but Keira Knightley pictures.

Wanna trade spots?

That’s right, the Laguna Beach alumna and tabloid mainstay is set to star in a remake of Revenge of the Nerds, which begins shooting in October.

Charlie’s Angels” director McG, who is also one of the geniuses behind the worst show in history, The OC, is one of the producers. Among the writers is Adam Jay Epstein, who penned Not Another Teen Movie. This is sure to be a classic in the making. Then again, any project that provides us with more Kristin Cavallari pics can only be a good thing.

Cavallari’s character, Kailey, will put the nerds through their sexual-awakening paces as she twirls them around her well-manicured finger, and she’s the best friend of the Pi Delta Pi sorority queen, played by Katie Cassidy.

Wow. If the producers could somehow get Lauren Conrad into the movie as Kristin’s chief sorority rival, we’d buy tickets in advance.