is reporting that Tila Tequila is – brace yourself! – only pretending to be bisexual for her MTV reality show.

A source said the star of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila has had a boyfriend for over a year and refuses to break up with him.

“Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls [especially those named Katie Rees] have, but she is not bi at all,” the insider claimed.

“This is a massive scam… That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”

Tila Tequila isn’t really bisexual. Brad Womack didn’t choose Jenni Croft or Deanna Pappas. It’s almost as if all reality TV dating shows aren’t legitimate ways to find love.

But Chelsea Korka has a message for readers: Don’t forget about me!

The second-runner up from the aforementioned show may not be joining The Pussycat Dolls, either, but she is part of a new group created by Robin Antin, the founder of those famous Dolls.

It’s called The Paradiso Girls – and Korka says the group is all about mixing enjoyment with different nationalities.

“The group is fun! The best thing about The Paradiso Girls is that there is no lead singer or performer,” Chelsea recently said. “Each girl represents a certain country and each of us have something to bring to the group. If it’s how we dance, sing, personality, or whatever it is, we are all different and it is very exciting!”

No lead singer or performer? Think that’s a veiled shot at the head Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger?

Korka didn’t elaborate, but she did say fans can look forward to hearing more from The Paradiso Girls soon:

“Everyone has to keep their eyes and ears open for us. We are still working on music, but you are not going to want to miss it!”

Not because she won’t jump into bed with anyone hot and famous – just ask Leonardo DiCaprio. Or don’t, according to Miller.

Simply because theactress doesn’t wear pants. She prefers the look of granny underwear, the easier for new man candy, Diddy, to yank off before Kim Porter catches him.

Perhaps Isaac Cohen needs to purchase some panties for Sienna, as well, seeing her apparent taste in undergarments. No wonder Jude Law cheated on her with the nanny.

What’s next, Stephen Colbert as an American patriot?!?

The actress, in preparation for her role as a topless dancer in I Know Who Killed Me – or just for her next night out – spent nearly three hours at NYC strip club Scores West last night.

According to Page Six, Lohan jumped onstage for an impromptu Perrier-fueled striptease, then made reparations for calling strippers “whores” and “c–ts” in a recent e-mail to friends.

“I love strippers,” the actress said as she entered the boobie bar at 12:30 a.m.

“She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on,” a source said. “Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once.”

Let’s just hope innocent, young Ali Lohan didn’t witness her sister’s behavior.

Lindsay also went out of her way to pull topless dancers into the bathroom to apologize for her recent, negative comments about the industry.

One of the dancers, Brooke, said all was forgiven. She also added:”She’ll make a good stripper – she’s a natural.”

There’s a shock. Naturally, Katie Rees will be available to offer Lohan any tips if necessary.

“She has (put on) at least five pounds,” says a source close to the actress. “She wants to prove she’s trying to change.”

The newly brunette Richie has even “distanced herself from a lot of (old) friends,” adds the source. Among those old friends is Rachel Zoe, her old and annoying stylist for the past three years, with whom Richie split last week.

Richie, whose brittle, skeletal frame had fallen to around 90 pounds, somehow found the energy to attend the American Music Awards last week in a vintage Christian Dior dress with the help of new style consultant, Cristina Ehrlich, looking “much healthier***,” said an onlooker.

Now she’s ready to shoot the fifth season of her reality show, The Simple Life, which was postponed due to her treatment. Says her on-again pal and co-star Paris Hilton:

“She looks better than she’s ever looked. I love it.”

So, it would seem, does Richie. But really, how significant is putting on five pounds when you’re withering away to nothing. I mean come on. Please see our gallery of recent Nicole Richie pictures and the pic in this very post before you believe this PR crap. Does this look like a healthy person? No. Thank you.

*** – “much healthier” = “like she stole Britney Spears’ breasts.”

But we do have a couple of anonymous sources willing to talk about the relationship!

One pal (maybe it was Scarlet Johannson, they hang out a lot) said:

“Keira’s a really loving girlfriend but she’s so insanely busy with work … She’s done everything in her power to make Rupert feel important but he still complains that he doesn’t get enough attention, and it’s causing real friction.”

Does that mean this couple will go the way of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston?

Or is there still hope the pair will turn out like Prince William and Kate Middleton?

Another sources said Rupert has told pals he feels like the “fifth element,” saying Keira puts family, friends, work and “everything else” before him.

The Hollywood Gossip says: suck it up, dude. You get to often make out with this beautiful star; we’re left with nothing but Keira Knightley pictures.

Wanna trade spots?

As seasons one and two of Baywatch hit stores, David Hasselhoff continues to take himself too seriously.

Fortunately, Pamela Anderson does not. The former faux lifeguard recently sat down with TV Guide for an interview.

TVGuide.com: Did I catch you in between weddings to Kid Rock?
Pamela Anderson: Yeah, actually, you did!

TVGuide.com: So, will some people’s preconceptions of Baywatch be proven wrong when they pop in these DVDs?
Anderson: Proven wrong? Probably not. [Laughs]

TVGuide.com: What do you find yourself fixating on when watching these early episodes?
Anderson: I just love watching it because I know I had the best time of my life shooting it, being there with my dog and my family. It was the best job in Hollywood, so every time I see bits and pieces of it I’m reminded of that. Plus, I live on the beach, so I still walk past “my tower,” Tower 14, every day. I think it will be kind of fun now to watch the show with my kids, who are now 8 and 10, and still don’t know what Baywatch was.

There’s a whole generation of kids who haven’t seen it, so I think it’s going to be really popular on DVD. It’s such a simple, sweet show that’s harmless and funny.

TVGuide.com: What’s the most far-out story line you remember playing?
Anderson: Oh, god… I remember a giant electric eel or squid attacking somebody…. Every story was pretty far-fetched, but in a silly way.

TVGuide.com: What do you know about the “lost episodes” included on the Season 1 DVD set?
Anderson: When they first started shooting Baywatch, they didn’t realize what they had, and they sold 10 percent of it to, like, 50 different people, so nobody who created the show ended up with anything. They lost merchandise rights and they sold off rights to all these different people, and different people owned different episodes, so it was quite a hunt to get all this stuff back together.

And then the company that bought it all came to me and said, “We can’t imagine doing this [DVD compilation] without having you connected to it,” so I thought, “Great, I’m finally going to make some money off this show!” [Laughs] I don’t think I’m ever really driven by money, but in this case it’s nice to have some ownership in the DVDs.

TVGuide.com: Switching topics: Steven Tyler recently went public with his own hepatitis C diagnosis. Have you had a chance to give him any advice?
Anderson: We actually talked about it a long time ago, before he made it public. He had been really supportive of me, and he was telling me what he was going to go through to kick it, and he did, and it was tough on him. My version of hepatitis C is very manageable and is easy to cure, but my doctors advised me to just wait it out because I’m so healthy and I haven’t seen the bad effects yet. I go once a year to get a checkup, but my doctors tell me I’m fine.

TVGuide.com: Aren’t you “pregnant,” by some accounts?
Anderson: [Laughs] No! We’ve got three kids now. [Kid Rock has] to make another hit album before we make more kids!

TVGuide.com: Now, are they doing a big-screen Baywatch or not?
Anderson: I’ve heard they are, yeah, and they’ve contacted me about it…. I don’t know, I don’t like remakes of TV shows. The show is good as a TV show, that’s what made it so fun. It’s hard to remake it.

TVGuide.com: Isn’t there talk that they’ll get some new chickadee to play C.J.? Like, Jessica Simpson?
Anderson: I heard that rumor, too, but I think it’s just a rumor.

TVGuide.com: So where are we going to see you next?
Anderson: Have you heard about the Borat movie? [Laughs] You have to check that out….

TVGuide.com: Are you in there somewhere?
Anderson: You’ll have to see! But yeah, I’m doing some films right now and I’m running around with my kids, trying to get things together for my family. We’re in transition right now. [Laughs]